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13 Pictures That Basically Define Breakfast In A Nigerian Home

1.
 You, waiting for your mother to bring you breakfast in bed.

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If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

2. When you try and eat breakfast without doing your chores first.

throw
When it’s not that you’re mad.

3. Your face, when you manage to eat breakfast before 1pm:

shock
Ah! See miracle.

4. When you ask for breakfast and your mother starts warming rice.

hay-god-shock
Is it every time, rice?

5. When you hear a hawker chanting “AGEGE BREAD” outside.

runn
Can’t carry last.

6. When your mother uses one teabag to make tea for everyone in the house.

confused 3
Hay God!

7. The Nigerian breakfast sandwich starter pack:

sandwich
The absolute best.

8. What every Nigerian grew up calling “tea”:

nigerian tea
It’s sha still tea to me. Go and teach English to someone else.

9. When your mother makes you eat the dinner you didn’t finish from last night.

eat
Mummy, yesterday has gone na.

10. You and your siblings, dodging that first and last slice of bread like:

dodge
Can they just stop putting it in the pack at all?

11. The unofficial Saturday breakfast:

pap and akara
Akara is forever bae.

12. The unofficial Sunday breakfast:

yam and egg
You know it’s true.

13. Every Nigerian’s favourite breakfast:

dodo egg
Only happens when your mum is in a great mood.