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All The Things That happen When You Start A New Job

1.

 When you wake up and remember you are now employed.

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Bye bye to unemployment!

2. How you rush out of the house 3 hours before you need to so you can get to the office extra early.

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Before they think you are unserious.

3. You, trying to pretend you are normal and nice to your new colleagues.

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Let me just pretend for a few weeks then you people will see the real me.

4. You, trying to remember the names of all your new colleagues:

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“Did she say her name is Annabelle or Mabel?”

5. When your new boss cracks jokes in the office you’re like:

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“You are just too funny sir. Do you want me to increase the volume of my laughter because I can do that.”

6. When they ask you to stay late and you’re tired but you want to impress.

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“Yes, no problem at all.”

7. When some co-workers try to get extra friendly and you’re not about that life.

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Kindly get out of my personal space.

8. When you’re eating and ask people to “join you” just to be polite but they really come and start eating.

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Is that how you people do here?

9. When your new boss keeps calling you the wrong name but you manage it because it’s not easy to be employed.

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Jut managing it for now.

10. When your probationary period is over and you can now start showing your true colours.

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Very what? Very good!

11. You strolling into work at 10am the day after your probationary period.

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You people will learn.

12. When your co-workers crack dry jokes and expect you to laugh.

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Not anymore.

13. When people try to start unnecessary conversation in the office.

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Kindly leave here with speed and alacrity.

14. When your boss ask you to start some work at 4:55.

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Try again never sir.

15. When one of your co-workers says “you’ve changed”.

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And so what?

16. When you hear there is going to be an annual review.

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I am finished!