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Hilarious Things That Would Happen If Snow Ever Fell In Nigeria

Appaz, snow now falls in Africa.

On Tuesday, people in Nyahururu, Kenya woke up to find everywhere covered in snow.

Or at least what they thought was snow.

Because according to the Kenya Meteorological Department, it wasn't actually a snowfall that had occurred but a hail storm.

Still, that didn't stop people from stopping on the road to take pictures with it even if they couldn't use it to build a snowman.

And so it got me thinking...

Kenya isn't sooo far from Nigeria.

If snow DID fall in Nigeria, what would happen?

Here are a couple of possibilities:

1. Nigerians would carry their freezers outside to freeze.

Cause y'all know NEPA does a shitty job of that anyways.

2. Or they'd pack it in bowls to pour inside the freezer.

Any way to keep the freezer cool.

3. Somebody will now package the thing to sell.

Two for fifty naira only.

4. Nigerians would wear all their clothes in their wardrobe before coming outside.

5. Nigerians would be like:

"I can see. I can see"

6. Federal Government will declare a public holiday.

7. One or two people will suddenly "develop" oyinbo accent.

What other thing do you think would happen?