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Different ways Futa invigilators behave during exams.

Different ways Nigerian invigilators behave during exams.

1. We have the ones whose eyes are quicker than the speed of light, doesn't sleep and ignores distraction.

1. We have the ones whose eyes are quicker than the speed of light, doesn't sleep and ignores distraction.

2. We also have the ones that have a degree in re-arranging of chairs.

2. We also have the ones that have a degree in re-arranging of chairs.

That's when you know you've failed because she also re-arranges the students. And separates you from your squad.

That's when you know you've failed because she also re-arranges the students.  And separates you from your squad.

So all the expo plans go with them, and you know all hope is lost because your brain is fufu.

So all the expo plans go with them, and you know all hope is lost because your brain is fufu.

3. Then there's the ashawo uncle whose gehfrens be like:

3. Then there's the ashawo uncle whose gehfrens be like:

4. We have the strollers.

4. We have the strollers.

5. And the ones whose aim in life is to sleep. They are the best because expo can now flow in peace.

5. And the ones whose aim in life is to sleep. They are the best because expo can now flow in peace.

6. The I too know(s ) that will tell you the questions are cheap, and how KG 1 babies will answer them in 5 seconds.

6. The I too know(s ) that will tell you the questions are cheap, and how KG 1 babies will answer them in 5 seconds.

Then they move on to telling us how they used to carry A1 and finished school at the age of 12.

Then they move on to telling us how they used to carry A1 and finished school at the age of 12.

and even add the fake fact that their children carry two heads and have finished school at our age but we're still struggling with exams.

and even add the fake fact that their children carry two heads and have finished school at our age but we're still struggling with exams.

7. We have our padi(s) that will even encourage the expo.

7. We have our padi(s)  that will even encourage the expo.

8. And the haters that only know how to be writing "cheated", "copied" and "-100" uppandan

8. And the haters that only know how to be writing "cheated", "copied" and "-100" uppandan

9. We also have the wicked tilapias that will put you in the front, that's when you realize that your village people are still on your case.

9. We also have the wicked tilapias that will put you in the front, that's when you realize that your village people are still on your case.

Then you remember that you broke the hearts of Esosa, Ivie and Omoyemwen.

Then you remember that you broke the hearts of Esosa, Ivie and  Omoyemwen.

10. We have the story tellers that will shout; "Don't face your exam oh, be looking at my mouth olodos!" then continue telling their story.

10. We have the story tellers that will shout; "Don't face your exam oh, be looking at my mouth olodos!" then continue telling their story.

11. And the ajebos who can't relate because daddy is the cbn governor and mommy is the minister of finance.

11. And the ajebos who can't relate because daddy is the cbn governor and mommy is the minister of finance.  
WISHING FUTARIANS SUCCESS IN THEIR LAST PAPERS !!!!!