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Few Sounds Nigerian Love to Hear

1. The sound the ATM makes before dispensing

The sound the ATM makes before dispensing
Even though it's your money and you deserve it, you still love the sound that precedes the money

2. The sound of credit alert coming into your phone

The sound of credit alert coming into your phone
This sound is pure, unadulterated joy

3. Watching TV as a child and this comes up

Watching TV as a child and this comes up
That's how you know the movie will make sense 

4. That 'Gbagaun gbagaun gbagaun closing time!' sound

That 'Gbagaun gbagaun gbagaun closing time!' sound
Today's torture is over!

5. When your phone is on 2% and you hear that insanely loud and ear piercing siren to indicate that NEPA people have brought light

When your phone is on 2% and you hear that insanely loud and ear piercing siren to indicate that NEPA people have brought light
Sha lemme go and charge phone

6. That sound your fan makes when it suddenly starts working in the middle of the night chasing heat and mosquitoes from your body

That sound your fan makes when it suddenly starts working in the middle of the night chasing heat and mosquitoes from your body
Time for sweet sleep

7. When you release that fart you've been holding in for so long

When you release that fart you've been holding in for so long
Aaaahhhhhhhhh

8. When your neighbor starts pulling their gen and it's like the thing doesn't want to work

When your neighbor starts pulling their gen and it's like the thing doesn't want to work
And so it shall be!

9. Finally, when you hear that 'shhhhhhhhhhhh' of onions entering hot oil and you know Sunday jollof is gon be lit AF

Finally, when you hear that 'shhhhhhhhhhhh' of onions entering hot oil and you know Sunday jollof is gon be lit AF